Shitter was full
Hi my name is Tracey and I’m addicted to pooping. Sorta.
I have IBS and this was a very bad weekend for me. I usually laugh along with people when they prep for a colonoscopy because that is pretty much like a typically bad Tuesday for me. A few weeks ago I had a c. Dif (clostridium difficile) infection where I was “going” ten or so times a day for a week and I thought that sucked. So, when I say that this weekend was really bad, I mean it was really bad.
Cue Match Game music: “How bad was it?”
It was so bad that I broke my toilet. Yes, really.
Enjoy your breakfast.
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sistacrumpet said:
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kfedup said:
You poor darling. Big poop-free hugs to you.
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tiffanyb said:
Hope you’re feeling better, lovely.
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tbridge said:
No Es Bueno. Feel better, lady.
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apricotica said:
My husband said that when he was a kid IBS stood for Indonesian Business Society. I’m going to contact them and see about getting you a new toilet since they destroyed your old one.
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do-over said:
Jeepers, T. C difficile is serious. You okay?
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muerte-tsd said:
While I’m sorry you had such a shitty weekend (ba dum *crash*), that last bit really did make me laugh.
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steelopus said:
Not good. :( I hope you feel better soon.
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