I may be covered in animal hair and various bodily fluids, but I’m not wearing any underwear, so SST, right?
WWWHHEEEE, I’m sexy!
It is 5:20 AM EST. I have been awake since 3:20 AM EST. Pretty normal for me as I too have chronic insomnia (is this a thing, I don’t know, too tired to look up/remember what the doctor called what I actually suffer from). Tonight however, I was pulled from sleep by the pain of a giant pimple erupting on my chin. I am calling her Fran because she arrived the day we leave for San Francisco, naturally. Is it too late to get her a name tag, Poeks?






"It's not easy being a pigeon's wife." —